Dear lovely student who refuses to end your sentences with a full stop, and let the words go on and on until they collide, thank you. You have made grading your work so easy. From now on, anytime I see your essays, I will immediately put an F. At times, I really want to put an F – but you might misinterpret this as improvement.
Your fragments are amazingly constructed, keep doing that! Yes, the exclamation mark, you love this don’t you!!! Well, enjoy striking that key. In fact, you can now make an entire sentence using the long mark with a dot as you like to call it. For example: “The man like dogs!!!!!!!!and robots!!!!:
In closing, starting your sentences with: because, and, so, but, however, ever, yes, and haphazardly placing commas and semicolons anywhere you damn well please reminds me that I like alcohol. Before that I’ve been sober for five years. I know you’ve gotten annoyed when I’ve asked you to write more details and explain your ideas. I promise you I will stop. You know longer have to retaliate by explain the same idea over and over. Or submitting your essays with teeth marks and food stains.